konata/konata.sh

#!/bin/bash

# Initialize basic variables
. /etc/konata.conf

printf "Content-Type: text/plain\n\n"

# Parse incoming messages
input=$(cat /dev/stdin)
msg=$(jq -r '.message.text' <<< $input | sed "s/_/\ /g")
cmd=$(cut -d" " -f1 <<< $msg)
args=($(cut -sd" " -f2- <<< $msg))
chat=$(jq -r '.message.chat.id' <<< $input)
user=$(jq -r '.message.from.username' <<< $input)
uid=$(jq -r '.message.from.id' <<< $input)

# Debugging commands
debug(){
	local date=$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')
	local log="/var/log/lighttpd/konata.log"
	local fun=$1; shift
	local args=$*

	if [ ! -z $debug ]
	then
		case $fun in
			acl)	printf "[ACL] $date $uid $args\n" >> $log ;;
			rpl)	printf "[RPL] $date $uid REPLY\n" >> $log ;;
		esac
	fi
}

# ACL on users
if [ -f /etc/konata/acl.json ]
then
	readarray -t admins <<< $(jq -r '.admins[]' < /etc/konata/acl.json)
	readarray -t banned <<< $(jq -r '.banned[]' < /etc/konata/acl.json)

	contains(){
		local n=$#
		local value=${!n}
		for ((i=1; i<$#; i++ )) {
			if [ "${!i}" == "${value}" ]
			then
				echo "y"
				return 0
			fi
		}
		echo "n"
		return 1
	}

	if [ $(contains "${banned[@]}" "$uid") == "y" ]
	then
		debug acl "REJECT: $msg"
		exit 1
	else
		debug acl "ACCEPT: $msg"
	fi
fi

# Append bot's tag to any command without one
if ! grep -q "/.*@" <<< $cmd
then
	cmd=${cmd}@$bot
fi
# Convert k.command to /command
if grep -q "k\." <<< $cmd
then
	cmd=$(sed "s/k\./\//g" <<< $cmd)
fi

# Functions for outgoing messages
sendmsg(){
	fmt=$(sed 's/\t//g' <<< $1)
	curl -sX POST "https://api.telegram.org/bot$token/sendMessage" \
		-d "chat_id=$chat" -d "parse_mode=html" \
		-d "disable_web_page_preview=true" \
		--data-urlencode "text=$fmt"
	debug rpl
}

sendlog(){
	chat=$logchat
	sendmsg "$1"
}

sendfile(){
	curl -sF document=@"$1" "https://api.telegram.org/bot$token/sendDocument?chat_id=$chat"
	debug rpl
}

sendpic(){
	curl -sX POST "https://api.telegram.org/bot$token/sendPhoto" \
		-d "chat_id=$chat" -d "parse_mode=html" \
		-d "photo=$1" -d "caption=$2"
	debug rpl
}

# Internal checks
args(){
	if [ -z ${args[*]} ]
	then
		sendmsg "Don't just click me like that. See /help@$bot for more info on how to use this bot."
		exit 1
	fi
}

admin(){
	if [ $(contains "${admins[@]}" "$uid") == "y" ]
	then
		debug acl "ADMIN: $msg"
	else
		fail
	fi
}

fail(){
	debug acl "REJECT (ADMIN): $msg"
	sendmsg "Sorry, you are not allowed to use this command!"
	exit 1
}

# Public commands
help(){
	if [ $(jq -r '.message.chat.type' <<< $input) == "private" ]
	then
		sendmsg "Hiya! I'm <a href=\"https://t.me/vimicito\">vimicito</a>'s personal bot, Konata.

		<b>Currently I have the following features:</b>
		- /help - Show this help message.
		- /alive - Check whether I'm running.
		- /cv [country] - Check COVID-19 stats.
		- /id - Get the current chat's ID.
		- /ud [term] - Get a definition from Urban Dictionary.
		- /konata - Get one of my selfies :3
		- /konachan [query] - Get a picture from Konachan.
		- /4c [board] - Get a random image from 4chan.
		- /lfy [query] - Let me look that up for you...
		- /ip [address] - Get information for an IP address.
		- /wttr [city] - Get the weather for a city.
		- /repo - Get my source code.

		And a lot more to come!"
	else
		sendmsg "Please ask me in <a href=\"https://t.me/$bot\">private</a>!"
	fi
}

alive(){
	sendmsg "Alive and well!"
}

id(){
	uid=$(jq -r '.message.from.id' <<< $input)
	sendmsg "<b>User ID:</b> <code>$uid</code>
	<b>Chat ID:</b> <code>$chat</code>"
}

ud(){
	args
	enc=$(echo "${args[*]}" | sed "s/\ /%20/g")
	res=$(curl -s "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=$enc")
	if jq -re '.list[0].definition' <<< $res
	then
		def=$(jq -r '.list[0].definition' <<< $res | sed "s/[][]//g")
		sam=$(jq -r '.list[0].example' <<< $res | sed "s/[][]//g")
		sendmsg "<b>Definition for <u>${args[*]}</u>:</b>
		$def

		<b>Example:</b>
		$sam"
	else
		sendmsg "No definition found for ${args[*]}."
	fi
}

konata(){
	args="izumi_konata"
	konachan
}

konachan(){
	args
	query=$(sed "s/\ /_/g" <<< ${args[*]})
	data=$(curl -s "https://konachan.net/post.json?limit=1&page=1&tags=order:random%20$query")
	jpeg=$(jq -r '.[0].jpeg_url' <<< $data)
	file=$(jq -r '.[0].file_url' <<< $data)
	sfw=$(jq -r '.[0].rating' <<< $data)
	if [ $sfw == "s" ]
	then
		sendpic "$jpeg" "<a href=\"$file\">sauce</a>"
	elif [ $sfw == "q" ] || [ $sfw == "x" ]
	then
		sendmsg "This picture appears to be NSFW! Here's the <a href=\"$file\">sauce</a>."
	else
		sendmsg "No data!"
	fi
}

4c(){
	args
	tmp="/tmp/4chan"
	threads="$tmp/${args[0]}.json"
	[ ! -d $tmp ] && mkdir $tmp
	[ $(find $threads -mmin +60) ] && rm $threads
	[ ! -f $threads ] && wget -O $threads https://a.4cdn.org/${args[0]}/threads.json
	thread=$(jq -r '.[].threads[].no' < $threads | shuf | head -n1)
	posts=$(curl -s https://a.4cdn.org/${args[0]}/thread/$thread.json)
	imgs=$(jq -r ".posts[] | select(.ext==\".jpg\"), select(.ext==\".png\")" <<< $posts)
	no=$(jq -r ".no" <<< $imgs | shuf | head -n1)
	img=$(jq -r "select(.no==$no) | .tim" <<< $imgs)
	ext=$(jq -r "select(.no==$no) | .ext" <<< $imgs)
	url="https://i.4cdn.org/${args[0]}/${img}${ext}"
	sendpic "$url" "<a href=\"$url\">sauce</a>"
}

lfy(){
	args
	query=$(sed "s/\ /+/g" <<< ${args[*]})
	sendmsg "Let me look that up for you...
	<a href=\"https://duckduckgo.com/?q=$query\">${args[*]}</a>"
}

ip(){
	args
	ip=${args[0]}
	res=$(curl -s http://ip-api.com/json/$ip)
	# See https://0x0.st/Nlc0 for reference.
	mapfile -t data <<< $(jq -cr '.[]' <<< $res)
	sendmsg "<b>IP information for $ip:</b>
	<b>Country:</b> ${data[1]}
	<b>Region:</b> ${data[4]}
	<b>City:</b> ${data[6]} ${data[5]}
	<b>ISP:</b> ${data[10]}
	<b>ASN:</b> ${data[12]}
	<b>Time:</b> $(TZ=${data[9]} date +'%H:%M %Z')"
}

wttr(){
	args
	res=$(curl wttr.in/${args[0]}?format=3)
	sendmsg "$res"
}

repo(){
	sendmsg "You can find my source code <a href=\"https://git.nixmagic.com/vim/konata\">here</a>."
}

# Administrative
mp3(){
	admin
	args
	tmp="/tmp/mp3"
	[ ! -d $tmp ] && mkdir $tmp
	sendmsg "Downloading, this might take a while..."
	youtube-dl -f 140 --max-filesize 50M -o "$tmp/%(title)s.%(ext)s" "${args[*]}"
	rm $tmp/*.part
	if [ -f $tmp/* ]
	then
		sendfile "$tmp/$(ls $tmp)"
		rm $tmp/*
	else
		sendmsg "I couldn't download this file. Perhaps it's too large?"
	fi
}

sys(){
	admin
	mtot=$(grep MemTotal /proc/meminfo | awk '{print $2}')
	mavl=$(grep MemAvailable /proc/meminfo | awk '{print $2}')
	mem=$(bc <<< "scale=1; ($mtot-$mavl) / 1024")
	ups=$(cut -d. -f1 < /proc/uptime)
	upd=$(bc <<< "$ups / 60 / 60 / 24")
	disk=$(df -h / | tail -n1 | awk '{print $3}')
	kernel=$(uname -r)
	load=$(cut -d' ' -f1,2,3 < /proc/loadavg)
	sendmsg "<b>System usage stats:</b>
	<b>Memory:</b> ${mem}M
	<b>Disk:</b> ${disk}
	<b>Kernel:</b> ${kernel}
	<b>Uptime:</b> ${upd}d
	<b>Load:</b> ${load}"
}

neo(){
	admin
	sendmsg "<code>$(neofetch --stdout)</code>"
}

sh(){
	admin
	sendmsg "<code>$(whoami)@$(cat /etc/hostname) [${PWD}]</code>
	<code>$</code> <code>${args[*]}</code>
	<code>$(echo ${args[*]} | bash - 2>&1)</code>"
}

dump(){
	admin
	out=/tmp/$RANDOM.json
	jq <<< "$input" > $out
	sendmsg "Event saved to <code>$out</code>.
	Retrieve using <code>/sh_cat_$out</code>.
	Remove using <code>/sh_rm_-v_$out</code>."
}

# Notes and such
anyone(){
	sendmsg "Quite possibly. <a href=\"https://dontasktoask.com\">Why do you ask?</a>"
}

# Miscellaneous
tag(){
	if [ $(jq -r '.message.chat.type' <<< $input) != "private" ]
	then
		chid=$(jq -r '.message.chat.id' <<< $input | sed 's/-100//')
		msgid=$(jq -r '.message.message_id' <<< $input)
		name=$(jq -r '.message.from.first_name' <<< $input)
		uid=$(jq -r '.message.from.id' <<< $input)
		text=$(jq -r '.message.text' <<< $input)
		sendlog "<b>You've been tagged.</b>
		<b>User:</b> <a href=\"tg://user?id=$uid\">$name</a>
		<b>Link:</b> <a href=\"https://t.me/c/$chid/$msgid\">here</a>
		<b>Message contents:</b>
		$text"
	fi
}

say(){
	args
	res=$(echo ${args[*]} | cut -d' ' -f2-)
	sendmsg "$res"
}

hack(){
	# Congrats retards, you've finally done it
	case "$msg" in
		*Facebook* | *facebook* | *fb* | \
		*Instagram* | *instagram* | *insta* | \
		*WhatsApp* | *whatsapp* | *whatapp* | \
		*Telegram* | *telegram* | *tele* | \
		*Gmail* | *gmail* | \
		*girlfriend* | *gf* )
			sendmsg "Stop asking stupid questions!" ;;
	esac
}

# Match incoming messages
case "$cmd" in
	# Public commands
	/help@$bot)         help ;;
	/start@$bot)        help ;;
	/alive@$bot)        alive ;;
	/id@$bot)           id ;;
	/ud@$bot*)          ud ;;
	/konata@$bot)       konata ;;
	/konachan@$bot*)    konachan ;;
	/4c@$bot*)          4c ;;
	/lfy@$bot*)         lfy ;;
	/ip@$bot*)          ip ;;
	/wttr@$bot*)        wttr ;;
	/repo@$bot)         repo ;;
	# Administrative
	/mp3@$bot*)         mp3 ;;
	/sys@$bot)          sys ;;
	/neo@$bot)          neo ;;
	/sh@$bot*)          sh ;;
	/dump@$bot*)        dump ;;
	# Notes and such
	!anyone*)           anyone ;;
esac

case "$msg" in
	# Miscellaneous
	*@vimicito*)        tag ;;
	Konata\ say*)       say ;;
	*hack*)             hack ;;
esac